Cypress Gardens – one step closer?

by Kemp Brinson

UPDATE: Ask and you shall receive! From a helpful commenter, presumably related to the Gardens’ PR firm: 

With only a little more than three weeks having passed since work started, I can assure you that the modifications are numerous behind those fences. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Consider my skeptical look to have melted away into a pleasant anticipatory smile. 

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Original Post:

So apparently the new part-owner, Bill Sims, announced the pricing and hours for Cypress Gardens this morning. They’ve been saying it will open up again at the end of March, and the new target date is March 28. My observations are, however:

1. The website is unchanged.

2. There doesn’t appear to be a whole of work going on at the park in furtherance of the previously announced improvements. 

What’s the deal? Supposedly the parking area needed to be moved. I would think some fences or other attractive barrier would need to be erected to hide the now-idle portions of the park from guests. And I would expect that the whole thing would need a little sprucing up. Where are the crews getting this work done? Wouldn’t you want some funky, cool buzz-generating website feature long before now?

Cypress Gardens, I’ll take your word for it until you announce something different, but please consider this a slightly skeptical and confused look in your direction. 

Don’t get me wrong. I’m behind you 100%. When you do open, I’ll be there. I’m just having difficultly matching what I’m hearing with what I’m (not) seeing. I would love to be wrong.